- Kurt and I are just friends"
- "I'm tired of your games, you insincere Son of a Bitch!" -To Triple H
- "Undertaker, I hope you burn in hell"
- "Triple H always does well, but he does better with me." -About Triple H
- "If you love something, set it free, and if it's really meant to be, then it'll come back to you."
-To Test
- "After all Mick..you really do have a lot to look forward to. Instead of just being a fat, smelly,
disgusting Loser. You can be a fat, smelly, disgusting, retired Loser. *Very Proudly* All thanks to my husband, the World
Wrestling Federation Champion, The GAME, Triple H!!" -After Triple H retired Foley in the Hell in the Cell
- "There's only room for one dominant female in the McMahon family... and that's me!" -To Linda
- "Who the HELL do you think you are? I've got news for you, Austin! You're not gonna put your hands
anywhere near my father or my business partner, the WWF Champion, Kurt Angle." "Is that a fact?" "YES!" -Steph and Stone Cold fighting
- "Your big-breasted tactics might work with men, but they certainly don't work with me! Your plastic
smile and your fake laugh make me SICK. And if there is ANY truth to the rumor that you were at a certain soup kitchen during
the holidays, you can forget about hanging out with the McMahon family! There's only one dominate female in this family and
that's me! Now get out of my office!" -to Trish Stratus
- "If it wasn't for Rock, I would still be your WWF Women's Champion. I held the Women's Championship
for four months, twenty-five days, twenty-two hours, and forty-seven minutes, and I always carried the championship with dignity,
honor, and pride. And now, who is your women's champion? A tattooed, lowlife, lowclass bimbo. And Mick Foley, I don't want
an apology, I dont want your sympathy, I demand a rematch, here tonight, and I'm not leaving till I get it!" -About Lita
- "Austin, you better SELL every bit of this beer, because if you don't, you will never, EVER get a
title shot!"
- "Are you blind? If you have been watching the World Wrestling Federation at all, then you can plainly
see that I most certainly am a TREMENDOUS asset at ringside! If it weren't for me, Kurt would not have become the WWF Champion."
- "Yeah Trish, you'll be fine. Besides..I hear that you're used to two-on-ones!"
- "And the winner of your match, your European champion William Regal!! And the looser, Stone Cold Steve
Austin!"
- "Dad, Triple H was completely justified in his actions against Austin. I mean, did you see what Austin
did to me!? Austin dumped beer all over me!! And then, Austin ripped my shirt off...in front of millions of people! And Dad,
Austin, as far as I'm concerned, got exactly what he deserved. And Daddy, I know that you're only acting out of the interest
of fairness, but I want to thank you for giving my husband the title shot he so richly deserves." "Hey Trish, its nice to
see youve come to your senses. Finally, you know, you know your place in the food chain. Barking like a dog suits you well.
And, you know, sense you know your place, Im feeling a little parched I think Id like some coffeeno, no, no its not the kind
of coffee you can find in an arena. Ok, I want an iced ventee quad skin latte, ok? With extra foam. Ok, and you better be
quick about it, ok, and Trish, Its just so nice that youve finally recognized who the dominate female really is. Ok, ah, drive..drive
carefully." -to Trish after she was embarrassed by Vince and Steph on Raw. "Get him Hunter... I love you." -to Triple H
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